I just secretly assume that they also use phrases like “Balee ‘dat! Source: WENNI always ask my beaus their stance on boob jobs, as a litmus test for their douchebaggery.
The correct response: “I mean, I def prefer real but if they make a girl feel better about herself, that’s cool.” The wrong response: “LOVE ‘EM!
Either way, it's time to show him and his greasy ponytail the exit.1. He is over the age of 25 and trying to get his “band” going.10. He looks like or dresses like a “Jersey Shore” cast member.15. He has he been to Jersey Shore.[insert Jersey Shore image]17. He barks and growls when he sees his own reflection.23.
I have the unfortunate luck of finding too many girls in my life and not enough women. As men (not boys), we have to make sure we don't get stuck dating a girl, it'll probably be the worst decision of our lives.
And the conversation over dinner is usually about how his ex was a total bitch for no reason at all.4. Your response: He might even have you convinced that YOU are the assh*le, or that he treats you like sh*t because you (like all assh*les) need to be treated as such.
Despite being told endlessly by everyone around them, its amazing how girls often develop a case of “loser denial” when dating a bona fide loser.
Sometimes, people just don't want to look in the mirror and see the truth – kind of like how Cameron Diaz refuses to believe she is no longer her 20s (or 30s, for that matter).
It is for this reason that I seriously wish I was friends with Katy Perry. I’m not talking about lines of cocaine (although that definitely counts too) but rather well-rehearsed pickup lines.
John Mayer is without a doubt the biggest a-hole creepster in all of Hollywood (possibly the world) and I am itching to warn her that her new makey-outeyness with him will end REALLY badly. Per, read on and ask yourself “Am I dating a giant douche too? John Mayer actually hit on me once, sauntering up to me at our friend’s Christmas party and saying: “I just have to tell you, I've been watching you for the last 20 minutes and I have never seen someone command a room the way you do, even just sitting on the couch.